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Tories and Labour trade spoof Bayeux Tapestry mock-ups at Conservative conference

At the Conservative conference in Birmingham, the party displayed an 88-ft spoof Bayeux Tapestry mocking Labour and Reform; Labour responded with its own version targeting Liz Truss and Boris Johnson.

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Image: Daily Mirror
Image: City A.M.

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Mixed · 2Delegates at the Conservative conference in Birmingham were able to view an 88-ft mock-up of the Bayeux Tapestry, dubbed the 'Birmingham Tapestry', which retells the last two years of British politics from a Tory perspective. Left · 1The real 11th-century Bayeux Tapestry, on loan from the French Government, is on show at the British Museum and drawing large crowds. Left · 1According to the Daily Mirror, the Conservative version casts party leader Kemi Badenoch as a conquering hero and takes aim at Labour and Reform, showing the fall of Keir Starmer and the rise of Andy Burnham.

Left · 1It also depicts Chancellor John Healey shooting an arrow at taxpayers and reaching for a magic money tree, his predecessor Rachel Reeves handing out bags of gold, and Angela Rayner vaping, while Burnham is mocked for his short running shorts. Left · 1Nigel Farage is shown having a hissy fit over questions about his finances, and his by-election contest with Count Binface is included; Robert Jenrick, who defected to Reform, is shown weeping, including when Badenoch beat him in the 2024 Tory leadership contest. Left · 1Labour hit back with its own version, saying: "Anyone can make an AI slop Bayeux Tapestry."

Left · 1Labour's version shows Liz Truss crashing the economy on a white horse clutching her mini-Budget, with markets falling and the pound slumping, and her outlasted by a lettuce wearing a crown; it also recreates Boris Johnson's lockdown parties with police looking on. Right · 1In a City A.M. opinion column, Christian May called the Tory mock-up a "delightful wheeze" that may be among the conference's most popular attractions, behind Jeremy Clarkson and ahead of Badenoch. Right · 1He argued the party is undergoing an "intellectual renewal", pointing to Badenoch's 30,000-word essay The Right Way, and said her speech would promise "a battle of ideas" and "a battle for the soul of this nation".

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Left1 outlet

Framing
News report treating the spoofs as a two-sided 'war' between Labour and the Tories, detailing the gags on each side.
Emphasis
The jokes at the expense of Labour, Reform and Jenrick, and Labour's retort featuring Truss and Johnson.
Leaves out or plays down
Little on the Tory conference's wider political content.
Charged language
“go to war”“stitch up a narrative”“AI slop”
For example
“Labour and the Tories have gone to war - with rival spoofs of the Bayeux Tapestry.” — Daily Mirror

Centre0 outlets

No centre outlet in our sources has covered this story yet.

Right1 outlet

Framing
Opinion column using the tapestry as a light entry point to praise Badenoch's ideas and conference.
Emphasis
Badenoch's essay and 'battle of ideas'; Tory renewal despite a 'terrible election defeat'.
Leaves out or plays down
Does not mention Labour's rival tapestry or the specific content of the Tory spoof.
Charged language
“delightful wheeze”“intellectual renewal”“monumentally important fight”
For example
“the delightful wheeze of mocking up the Bayeux Tapestry” — City A.M.
“the party is undergoing an intellectual renewal” — City A.M.